Funny student test answers

We ESL teachers get all kinds of wacky answers on our tests.  Here are some doozies from a recent test, just for laughs.


What does she compare traveling in the train to?

Actual Student Answer:

“This is her three hand and two me,”


What do people in England do when the train is full?

Actual Student Answer 1:

“In his a lead practice one world.”

Actual Student Answer 2:

“They cook some food in the train.”


What does she mean by “lazy routine”?

Actual Student Answer 1:

“It means even like a fish in the supermarket.”

Actual Student Answer 2:

“For example she is easy to in bed.”

Click here for other bizarre examples.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s